Ice Dungeon

[Intro: Lil Phlegm]
Okay, so this, this new story broke out about this gorilla named Harambe
And honestly, it makes me kinda sad that our society has come to this point
(Ned Bigby, that's me!)
R.I.P. Harambe, bruh!

[Verse 1: Lil Phlegm]
Ain’t nothing gonna break my stride
Ain’t no one gonna slow me down
Oh no, I gotta keep on boolin’
Ain't no one gonna hit my line
I’m running from the police now
Oh no, I gotta keep on shootin’
I don't smoke beer, no I don't smoke 40s
But I just played Fortnite with a shorty
Aim with that pickle, no Rick no Morty
Kill your girlfriend like Jason Voorhees
Cover me in soap like Belle, uh
Then I eat Taco Bell, uh
Now my butthole smells, uh
Poo brown like Michelle, ew
Fart on me, I’m gonna deck you
My mom just named me Gekyume
Hit you and your nephew
Like my son, I’m gonna neglect you
Shawty be bad like Gazpacho
Listen here, muchacho
I am not a Mexican, I am just a Blanco
Super Soaker, I'm a foster
Glue Gun prod by Saucer
Your girl, yeah, I want her
Pinch her like a lobster
Tie the laces, I'm your father
You're a thot, nudes 10 dollars
Run up on me, don't bother
I’mma run up on her

[Interlude: Lil Phlegm & Lilnedbigby]
But someone broke my stride
And someone slowed me down
Oh no, but I just kept on boolin’
But someone hit my line
The police caught me now
Oh no, but I just kept on shootin’
Ain't nobody gonna break my stride
Ain’t nobody gon’ slow me down
Oh no, I got to keep on movin’
Alright, we’re gonna switch some stuff up
You know what I mean?
Yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh

[Verse 2: Lilnedbigby]
Killing little kids with my favorite pickaxe
And I play Minecraft, and she wanna get the shaft
But she do not want the face, I got really bad acne
Hit her with a bat so she has some contractions
Women like boys so they are very gay
If she say she likes girls, then she can come and play
On my DSi we can play Fortnite
If she disagrees, then she will get choked
Bruises be brown like Stokeley, uh
Getting whiplash, it's hurting, uh
I am the best in certain, uh
I’m the teacher, you are learning, uh
Where are the bodies? We searching, uh
We in the swamp, yeah, we lurking, uh
You are a simp, you get murked, uh
You are a simp, you get murked, uh
Be-be right back, gotta wash my fish
I hope it don't drown, and I hope you don't snitch
I don't got no time ’cause I'm getting too rich
You cannot come into my clique
I am very ugly but I'm also a boy
I am not 12, so I don't like toys
I am not 11, so I don't like boys
I will call 12 if you make me drink soy (Ew!)
Emo like Lil Peep
GMO like the food I eat
My flow be filthy
Shoutout to Vicky (Yuh!)
I think you're a simp, yuh
Let's find that simp, yuh
Disrespect females, (Yuh!) I ain't no simp, yuh