IBM

[Verse 1]
Your baby caught you through a complicated lie
He made you think that he was actually alive
You thought you fell in love with someone who cared
He couldn't understand, he wasn't there
He was a big black box, no teeth, no nails, no hair
Well, you loved him for his sentience
But now you see it is just a Pentium

Oh!

[Verse 2]
And you wondered why he would not sleep or eat
You never guessed he was just some cold machine
A life's flicker from a CPU
You thought that he was making eyes at you
He wouldn't love you, but he said it so it must be true
And one day he just shut down and died
His insides were completely fried

[Outro]
You fell in love with an IBM
Now you'll never fall in love again
You fell in love with an IBM
Now you'll never fall in love again