Appeared only in the episode “Sing a Song of Patrick”, where Patrick Star writes a song for a mail-in program. The band who perform it for the record are appalled by the terrible quality (and smell) of the lyrics, but are forced to record it anyways; the process proves fatal and not a single member...
[Verse 1]
Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star
I made myself a sandwich
My mommy named it Fred
It tastes like beans and bacon
And smells like it's been dead
[Verse 2]
Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point
P.U., what's that horrible smell?
[Bridge]
Drum solo!
[Outro]
I have a head, that ends in a point
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point
This song is over, except for this line:
You win this round
Broccoli
I Wrote This Song was written by Patrick Star.
I Wrote This Song was produced by Patrick Star.
Patrick Star released I Wrote This Song on Mon Feb 19 2007.