I Won’t Be Home For Christmas

[Intro]
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
'Tis the season to be jolly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

[Verse 1]
Outside the carolers start to sing
I can't describe the joy they bring
'Cause joy is something they don't bring me
My girlfriend is by my side
On the roof are hanging 'cicles of ice
Their whiny voices get irritating
It's Christmas time again

[Verse 2]
So I stand with a dead smile on my face
Wondering how much of my time they'll waste
Oh god, I hate these Satan's helpers
And then I guess I must've snapped
'Cause then I grabbed a baseball bat
And made them all run for shelter

[Chorus]
It's Christmas time again
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you don't wanna get down
Just leave the presents and then leave me alone

[Verse 3]
Well, I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve
'Cause the cops came and arrested me
They had an unfair advantage (Don't tase me, bro!)
And even though the jail didn't have a tree
Christmas came a night early
When a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package (Wow!)

[Chorus]
It's Christmas time again
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you don't wanna get down
Just leave the presents and then leave me alone

[Outro]
I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas
I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas
I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas
I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas (Please post my bail!)
I won't be home (I won't be home)
I won't be home for Christmas (Please post my bail!)
I won't be home (I won't be home)
I won't be home for Christmas (Please post my bail!)
I won't be home (I won't be home)
I won't be home for Christmas (Please post my bail!)
I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas day
Please post my bail