I Wish You Were My Waifu

[Chorus]:
I wish you were my waifu
Level up, I like you
Come be my player 2, we'll DDR all through the night to
Chilling in the front room
We kick it like it's kung fu
No need for fanfic because my favourite ship is us two

[Verse 1 - Connor Quest]:
I saw you in the manga store, you were buying Jojo
I started to fan and foam, cold sweating like Shoto
Thinking what you'd have in store if I went and pursued ya
If you were on the starter line you know that I'd choose ya
If you're taken yelling "Save me" I will take a pеnny blade
And fight my way through danger bravely 'til you'rе in my arms safely
I'll be the Link to your Zelda and when you wink I just melt
I'm so on the brink 'cause I've got a hunch that I fell for ya
See you from a distance over yonder way
A day without you is a sombre day
Obsessing over you just like a yandere
I'm wondering how you'd look in Neko lingerie
Are you Toga? 'Cause I know you'll want a taste
You're on my mind like a Metroid again
Fulfil my hentai fantasy promise it won't get Freudian
Light a cig man, I'll appear in your breath noise
You're into Nendoroid and things well I'm more into sex toys

[Chorus]:
I wish you were my waifu
Level up, I like you
Come be my player 2, we'll DDR all through the night to
Chilling in the front room
We kick it like it's kung fu
No need for fanfic because my favourite ship is us two

[Verse 2 - Shwabadi]:
I get it, you haven't followed me on Twitter yet
Don't make it obvious, I know you're playing hard-to-get
All these other girls wanna play their games and I'm sick of it
Me and you go fifty-fifty, exchange is equivalent
I could handle you if you were crazed like Monika
I only know your handle, what's your real moniker?
I wanna be hands-on like Nico Robin, yeah
Distressed damsel but I'm the one that's robbin' ya
Ship things from your Amazon wishlist
Simping 'cause I wanna see your fishnets
Or maybe sweatpants, you look into fitness
Baby text back, I know you're looking to get this
Added to your life like a jigsaw piece
I'll be your Mario all night, you'll be my Princess Peach
If you saw my warp pipe, would your interest peak?
Left me on read, alright, I'll try again next week

[Chorus]:
I wish you were my waifu
Level up, I like you
Come be my player 2, we'll DDR all through the night to
Chilling in the front room
We kick it like it's kung fu
No need for fanfic because my favourite ship is us two
I wish you were my waifu
Level up, I like you
Come be my player 2, we'll DDR all through the night to
Chilling in the front room
We kick it like it's kung fu
No need for fanfic because my favourite ship is us two