I Wish I Was A Black Guy

My ooh, myyyy
Have you ever seen a black guy?
(Every single day in slow motion)
I'm soooo whiiite, and my pants are a little tight
But I'm getting the notion (yeah)
I'm just a cracker, but if I was blacker
I'd dance my way to heaven with that soouul

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I wish I was a black guy
I wish I was a black guy too
I'd really want a Bentley
And I'd do whatever black guys do
When you're a black guy, everyone wants to be like yoouuu!
I wish I was a black guy!
I wish I was a black guy too!

So, you wanna be a black guy?
Yes!
Alright, but you got a long way to go!
But if you follow my instructions you'll do just fine
Alright!
Waalllk like I do
Left, right, left, right
Naaaame yo' favorite food
Skrill
SPIRULINA!
You need some color!
To be a brotha
He can't do much with wunderbre-e-ed!

You will never be a black guy
(Huh?)
Cause you're white
(Oh)
You're so so white
Hahahahaha

I would love to be a black guy
I would love to be a black guy too
But you will never be a black guy
You will never be a black guy too
You will never be a black guuuyyy

I really really wanna be a black guy
Hey, I really wanna be a black guy too- oo ooo oo ooo oo ooo oo oo oo ooo