I Wish I Looked a Little Better

[Verse 1]
Turn out the light, yeah, the light
And I might have a chance
I guess I look slightly worse
Than the Elephant Man

[Refrain]
Whoa-oh-oh, I wish I looked a little better
Whoa-oh-oh, I wish I looked a little better

[Verse 2]
I went to high school
And majored in looking real bad
I got a real ugly mom
And a real ugly dad

[Refrain]
Whoa-oh-oh, I wish I looked a little better
Whoa-oh-oh, I wish I looked a little better
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh, I wish I looked a little better

[Bridge 1]
Dress for success
That's what they say
I'm such a mess
That there just ain't no way

[Verse 3]
I know my breath is the sweetest
It really is great
But when I try just to kiss you
You say "better wait"

[Refrain]
Whoa-oh-oh, I wish I looked a little better
Whoa-oh-oh, I wish I looked a little better

[Interlude]

[Bridge 2]
Dress for success
That's what they say
Gimme some clothes
To slap over my head

[Verse 4]
I went to Balboa Island
And laid in the sand
I may be ugly as sin
But at least now I'm tan

[Refrain]
Whoa-oh-oh, I wish I looked a little better
Whoa-oh-oh, I wish I looked a little better
Whoa-oh-oh, I wish I looked a little better
Whoa-oh-oh, I wish I looked a little better

[Outro]
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh
Let's go!