I Want to Party / 10,000 Tons

Used to like Marina now I like Ellie Gou-Gou
Beats by Starsmith, voice like frou frou
Free-free, baba, heem a don dada
Two droids caught on tatooine-ee by some Jawas
Goulding sing make Deez bring ring to marriage
Horse of course bling of course bling of course carriage
Cabbage, cribbage, Derrida slippage
Why towel dry I rely on drippage
No shampoo cause y'all all been shampoozled
All y'all be dead like the end of bamboozled
After I go in on the verse with my rhyme scream
Primadon' Gaga make Lebraun run crying
And he's manly, he's like some kinda MAN's man
Man's world your man's girl band supporting man man from Philly
That band man man's silly, have you heard of 'em?
Are you scurred of 'em? You shouldn't be, really
Really, they're nice, really, they're nice guys, I've met 'em

Cole Deez put a verse on it, put a hearse on it
It's deductible, murderous rhymes tax deductible
Expense accounts fence arounds your mom's backyard
Keep the turtles & squirrels out, man that's hard
Nuts for nuts go nuts i'm nuts for squirrels
Furrows in ya brow but don't worry be here now and be happy
Tap into a tree and get sappy
If you want my autobiography just ask me like Ashlee
Simpson to the wentz got her preggers
Now she's staggering around til boy fall out like Dave Eggers Writes books, and cooks? and cleans? what a man!
What a staggering heartbreaking working genius of a man
And he's richer than Richie, itchy and scratchy
Fix me Chris Martin cause I'm bitchy and flabby
And stay fartin on all first dates
First rate jerk of a dude, how rude!
Kimmy Gibbles intrudes
Food for thought dude

Health is wealth so is stealth
Except in the case of microwave beams of medium intensity

Propensity towards freestyle walking ostensibly
Intensely hardcore parkour, par for the course
Pardon the Coors, I couldn't afford anything nicer
After I got Elaine's shoe stuck in the slicer
Blame her, blame Kramer, blame Randy
Damn he didn't just heat and eat the clam meat
Calamity sam vanity cram in a family van to Yosemite
Just the way it's meant to be, Fritos
Mentally I'm cooler than a bag of Ranch Doritos
So let's ranch to the chili's with Greg's brother while the beat goes boop
Like Bettie, sick like Freddie, bebop rocksteady Tokka Rahzar Cruisin on a razor scooter Cesar and Sammy
Lisps, I meant crisps, I meant chips
I meant rippin and dippin and sippin and flippin the hips
While Trent Reznor slips on a banana peel
The inside of which is just how her Janet feels
Hip-hop trip-hop chip shop Nellie Hooper
Becoming x, unbecoming. Why? bad makeup
Let's make up a dance to Ian Svenonius' band The Make-Up
She can hook a steak up, wake up
This is not a shorty you should break up...with
The clam meat's like bam she makes me take the fifth

I can make your heart beat short
Short girls make my heart beat short
Make my heart fart in front of girls
Lou Hayter as a cater waiter serving goo on a plate or dish
Or a platter, it doesn't matter she looks goood
Lou looks goooo, oooh man i love that two step
Rock behind the keys from side to side
Calling all the boys out, hips don't lie
New Young Pony Club isn't new and it isn't young
But it is fresh and in your face like a cum beard
Come here girl, I wanna kiss you
Lou, come here, come on

But my flow is indisruptible like hobbit's incorruptible
But I been ragged on by french music rag Les Inrockuptibles
My subscription's tax deductible

Thats not true