I Want to Be a Homosexual [live, WFMU 1992]

I got a little lisp
And I've been workin’ on my limp wrist
See, women are a drag
I think I wanna be a faggot, man
A mincing ninny, prancing faerie
Merry little queen
A Bruce LaBruce wet dream
A nancy boy with wings

I wanna be
I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be
Wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be
Wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be

Shock the middle class
Take it up your punk rock ass
You rub your little thing
When you see phony dykes in Penthouse magazine
So what's the difference, Mr. Cream Rinse?
You just need a man
A beefy leather fag
To take you out in drag
Oh yeah

I wanna be
I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be
Wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be
Wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be

Call me a faggot
Call me a butt-loving, fudge-packing queer
I don't care, cause it’s the straight in straight edge
That makes me wanna drink a beer
And be a pansy
And be a homo

Shock the middle class
Take it up your punk rock ass
Your rub your puny thing
When you see studs with tight jeans pass you on the street
Who wears short shorts?
You wear short shorts
You're so full of shit
Why don't you admit
You don't have the balls to be a queer?

I wanna be
I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be
Wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be
Wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be a homosexual