I Want Candy

[Chorus: MC Chris]
I want candy

[Verse 1: MC Chris]
Bubble gum and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
Got my pennies saved, so I'm her sugar daddy
I'm her Hume Cronyn, she's my Jessica Tandy

[Chorus: MC Chris]
I want candy

[Verse 2: MC Chris]
Put it in a pile
Split it with my biddy
Fifty-fifty, down the line
Kinda like "Close Encounters of the 'Cavity' Kind"
I'm talking licorice kisses
Talking chocodile smiles

[Chorus: MC Chris]
I want candy

[Verse 3: MC Chris]
I got a sugar tooth
Put on your shinguards, Sandy, 'cause I wanna knock boots
Lick a peppermint stick 'til the lollipop droop
Gumdrops, it don't stop, 'til it licked knocked loose

[Interlude 1]
(Candy, candy)

[Chorus: MC Chris]
I need candy

[Verse 4: MC Chris]
Bubblegum and taffy
Get in my way, punk, you're gonna get your ass beat, nasty
Do it so your dad sees
Embarrass your whole family
Just 'cause you came between a kid and his candy

[Chorus: MC Chris]
I need candy

[Verse 5: MC Chris]
Any kind'll do
Don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
A hyperactive juice
That only I can produce

[Bridge: MC Chris]
That fuels a giant drill, bores straight into hell
Releasing ancient demons from their sleep-forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated
And hawk the diet pills MC Pee Pants have created

[Chorus: MC Chris]
I need candy

[Verse 6: MC Chris]
Want some candy
Eat candy 'til I'm dead
I'll kill you for some candy
Give me candy, candyhead
Where you keeping all the candy?
Who made you Candy King?
If you don't give me some candy I will make the ladies sing!

[Interlude 2]
(Candy, in the morning
Candy on the way to school
Candy, at school, at lunch, in the afternoon
Candy, at school, on the way home from school
Candy, at dinner, at dinner, in bed)

[Outro: MC Chris]
Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Come on down, yo, here's the address—
Said, 6-1-2
Wharf Avenue
Right next to
Gentleman's Club