I Wanna Fuck A Ghost

[MAN, spoken]
Bethany, this is it
Let the spirits fill you

[BETHANY, spoken]
Oh my God, I'm gonna do it
I'm gonna fuck a ghost

[BETHANY]
My spirit box is hummin' hot
Drippin' down my thigh
The portal gapes, my body aches
C'mon, ghost, give me a try
I'm ready
I wanna fuck a ghost

[MAN, spoken]
Bethany, the spectrometer's going crazy
This ghost has huge dead dick energy

[BETHANY, spoken]
Hot

[BETHANY]
You can take me from beyond
Lemme taste your ectoplasm
I want the dick that no one gets
Make me polter-gasm
I'm ready
I wanna fuck a ghost

[ENSEMBLE]
She's ready
She wants to fuck a ghost

[BETHANY]
'Cause we're ghostfuckers

[BETHANY & ENSEMBLE]
We love fuckin' ghosts
Yeah, we're ghostfuckers

[BETHANY]
They're really dead

[BETHANY & ENSEMBLE]
And we're really horny

[BETHANY, ENSEMBLE]
No silly laws of God or man (Oh-oh, ooh)
Can keep us from our sexy plan (Oh-oh, ooh-ooh)
To summon up a spectral slut (Ah, ah)

[BETHANY & ENSEMBLE]
We can't wait to ghost-bust a nut

[BETHANY]
I'm ready
I wanna fuck a ghost

[ENSEMBLE]
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

[BETHANY, ENSEMBLE]
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[BETHANY, spoken]
Oh God
Oh my God, that was way too cold, I totally regret it
But hot

[ENSEMBLE]
Oh yeah, she fucked a ghost