I’ve Got The Itis

7 AM my alarm clock is making a racket again
And my head is talking me into not moving an inch

Responsibilities just don't mean the same
When I don't have the energy to move today

I'm so lazy, I'm tired yeah
I'm so lazy, I'd rather be fired yeah
I'm so lazy, lazy, I feel so dead
I'm so lazy, just can't seem to get up from my bed

So turn the fucking alarm clock off

No idea how all of my bills will get paid today
I don't care, 'cause sleep is unbelievable, no shame
All the ambition that I had went out the window
I'd rather play Nintendo 64
Days, another gone. No call, no show
I'm too busy beating Mario

Responsibilities just don't mean the same
When I don't have the energy to move today

I'm so lazy, I'm tired yeah
I'm so lazy, I'd rather be fired yeah
I'm so lazy, lazy, I feel so dead
I'm so lazy, just can't seem to get up from my bed

It gets so hard to just open my eyes
And look at the world in all of its splendor
When I would rather stay inside

I know it's wrong, but it feels so good
To do nothing at all
I know it's wrong, but it feels so good
To do nothing at all

Responsibilities just don't mean the same
When I don't have the energy to move today

I'm so lazy, I'm tired yeah
I'm so lazy, I'd rather be fired yeah
I'm so lazy, lazy, I feel so dead
I'm so lazy, just can't seem to get up from my bed
I'm so lazy, I feel so dead
I'm so lazy, just can't seem to get up from my bed