I’ve Been Everywhere

I was humpin' my bluey on the dusty Oodnadatta road
When along came a semi with a high and canvas-covered load
If you're goin' to Oodnadatta, mate, with me you can ride
So I climbed in the cabin and I settled down inside
He asked me if I'd seen a road with so much dust and sand
I said (spoken): Listen, mate, I've travelled ev'ry road in this here land

CHO: 'cause I've been ev'rywhere, man
I've been ev'rywhere, man;
Crossed the desert sand, man;
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man;
I've been ev'rywhere

I've been to Tullamore, Seymour, Lismore, Mooloolaba
Nambour Maroochydore, Kilmore, Murwillumbah
Birdsville, Emmaville, Wallaville, Cunnarnulla
Condamine, Strathpine, Proserpine, Ulladulla
Darwin, Gin Gin, Deniliquin, Muckadilla
Wallambilla, Boggabilla, Kumbarilla, I'm a killer

Moree, Taree, Jerilderie, Bambaroo
Toowoomba, Gunnedah, Caringbah, Woolloomooloo
Dalveen, Tamborine, Engadine, Jindabyne
Lithgow, Casino, Boggabri, Gundagai
Narrabri, Tibooburra, Megalong, Wyong, Tuggerawong, Wanganella
Morella, Augathella, Brindabella, I'm the teller

Wollongong, Geelong, Kurrajong, Mullumbimby
Mittagong, Molong, Grong Grong, Goondiwindi
Yarra Yarra, Bouindarra, Wallangarra, Turramurra
Boggabri, Gundagai, Narrabri, Tibooburra
Gulgong, Adelong, Billabong, Cabramatta
Parramatta, Wangaratta, Coolangatta, what's it matter

Ettalong, Dandenong, Woodenbong, Ballarat
Canberra, Milperra, Unanderra, Captain's Flat
Cloncurry, River Murray, Kurri Kurri, Girraween
Terrigal, Fingal, Stockinbingal, Collaroy and Narrabeen
Bendigo, Dorrigo, Bangalow, Indooroopilly
Kirribilli, Yeerongpilly, Wollondilly, don't be silly

I've been here, there, ev'rywhere
I've been ev'rywhere

Orright, mate, you've been ev'ry place but one, and ya don't need my help t'get there