I’ve Been Everywhere

I was posting some smack along a dusty Twitter road
Along came a virus, as Corona it's known
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So says the 'Desert Oracle', 'Everything's Alive'

Brady asked me if I'd seen so many hearts thumbs and spam
And I said, "Listen mate, I've even been where Milo's in a can"
(are you serious? quiet serious)

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man

Got an app that'll fix my hair, man
Still got MySpace therе, man
Lockdown, I had my share, man. (not really, but I bet you havе)
I've Zoomed everywhere

I've Zoomed to Bedrooms, Busses, Toilets and Kitchens
Ireland, Italia, South Korea, England
Philippines, Niger, Myanmar, Bulgria
Australia, Estonia, Cambodia, Antartica
Bangalore, Canadoor, Luxembourg, El Salvador
Mexico and Monaco and Macca's jyo, i'm lovin yo

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man

I love Jeff, me too, man
I hope your Cake Day's soon, man
Lockdown, I had my share, man. (not really, but I bet you have)
I've Zoomed everywhere

I've Zoomed in Swahili, Chichewa, Croatian, and Italian
Swedish, Spanish, Portugese, Icelandic, Paramattan
Bok, Marsonian, Elvish, Arabic, Basque, Danish, Japanese
Indonesian, Korean, Lao, Latin, Sudanese
Slovak, Greek, German, Hindi, Karl Pilkington di1:
Maori, Chechen, Turkish, Worth it

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man

I'm sorry woof, woof, woof, man
I made this my webcam
Well, Lockdown, I had my share, man. (not really, but I bet you have)
I've Zoomed everywhere

I've said, Hi, Barev, Shalom, Nomoshkaar, Ola
Zdravo, Namaste, Marhaban, Orana
Bounjour, Svieki, Hallo, Szia
Salaam, Tere, Ahoy, Annyeong, when i see ya
Konichiwa, Ni Hao, Ciao, Czesc, Guten Tag
Xin chao, Hujambo, Bok, Hey, Goeiedag

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man

Like, subscribe and share man
There's a tic tac shaped craft there, man
Lockdown, it just ain't fair, man. di:2
We've Zoomed everywhere

We haven't had a lot of Covid here in Australia
We hope we can take this chance to cheer you all up
(sing, sing, sing a sing)
Sing a while, send it on to someone who needs i
(sing, sing..a..sing a sing)
CGP Grey, I miss you :(, can you call me on Zoom and we can sing?
(sing...grey, grey..a..grey, grey...grey a grey)

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man b
I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
I need to breathe some air, man
I've been everywhere

Pff, pff
Pff, pff, pff, pff, pff

Ba, ba, ba, di ba, ba, ba

Diversions

Di1: 2 countries had to be removed for you Karl. Don't say you didn't ask for it. By being so funny, you effect the world

Di2: it's not fair, but it's the strongest weapon we have