I’ve Achieved

[Intro]

Alright
(Innocent laughter that slowly intensifies as voice morphs into demonic tonal frequency)
Now humans, listen to me
You may not think so, but we're coming for you
We're coming for you humans
(Demonic laughter continues)
Prepare yourself

[Verse 1]

Okay
Now, just wait
I don't like hearing demons like that, no way
See, well, when I hear that it makes me really fucking scared and then I start to rap
Because, well, it's a superpower I have that fights against demons in well, every man that also has this powеr
Well, they're gunna to bе devoured by me, because I am a shark coming for you and this is just what I'm gunna do:

[Verse 2]

I'm gunna pull you under by one leg and rip open your arteries and I know, well
You're gunna bleed very much and I'm just gunna to have some lunch and what I mean by that is I'm back in the Hive and I'm feeling my jive come alive
Okay
Here we go on the hippity hippity hip hip ho
I know that I'm gunna be now everything that I have ever dreamed, wow
I know that that's okay, because I'm just gunna come out of the Hive today to say that this Drone is going for the Hive Queen and there's nothing you can do
There's nothing that you'll see that will stop me from achieving my goals
From doing this until I grow old, if I have to make 6,000 songs to make one that hits the top of the charts, then okay that's what I'll do
And that's just fine, motherfucker, it's true, because I am a guy whose flow is really, really slow and that's alright, you know?

[Verse 3]

Because, I'm really intense
Motherfucker, I don't want to sound dense
I just wanna put it right up in your grill
Let you know that I love the mentally ill
That I am here for them like I was here for myself when I
Whoa
Here we go again
My brain is on cycle, on repeat, and now can't you see that this is just just me
Coming to you to slay the demons
To slay the demons
To slay the demons, the demons
There ain't no demon with a reason to keep me back
Because you know what? I'm just gunna come out of the sky today and grab God by his face and look and say, "Hey God, this is me challenging you. I don't care what you say or do. There's nothing that will stop you tonight."

[Verse 4]

Oh wait, I don't challenge God, that's right
I don't wanna do that, cuz I might get hit by lightning
Or hit by a bus
Or shot by a robber
Or some shit like that and I don't want that and plus you know what?
I actually love God and that's why, uh, I don't know this is really kind of a weird slow jam that's coming out of this man and into a birthday pan of cakes roasting on an open fire
And I think I just might retire, because I've got $20 to my name and that's less than in that other song
I had $80 that time and well, this motherfucking rhyme ain't going to bring me more money, it's not, because I'm really fucking shoddy and that's what's thot and I know that I mispronounced "that"
But, that's okay with me, because the point of this rap is to show you that the rules were meant to be broken and you know what?
I think that I'm just going to own this moment forever
I'm gunna hold inside and then I'm gunna let it out of my life
And I'm gunna give it to everyone else with my hands up in the air
I don't need a care
I don't need a single thing in this world, because you know what I'm already unfurled
I'm the motherfucking man coming across your space to slap you across the face and I know

[Closing Statement]

I know
That I've achieved what I wanted to achieve