I Think I Jerked Off 20 Times Today

[Intro]
Yea u know i been jerking off
Yea man you know I'm jerking yea

[Chorus]
I know you like it when you hear me say
I think I jerked off twenty times today
And now I really needa take a break
Because my dick is in a lotta pain
But I won't, but I won't, but I won't stop
I'm in my room jerking off with a gym sock
Yea, yea, yea, yea

[Verse]
Repeatedly jerking, its bleeding, its burning
Concerned with the color my penis is turning
The cream that is squirting, its green and its hurting
I know I need help 'cause I just keep on jerking
And I keep going and I can't stop
D.I.Y., bitch don't offer me a handjob
'cause I can do it by myself and you know that its true
Jerking off in my room with nothing bеtter to do
You know that I love it
Jerking off till my dick stops pumping
Now its driеd off, now I'm [?]
I need a doctor 'cause I think I got a problem

[Bridge Monologue]
Uh, hey Doc. So, I don't really know how to say this but I think, like, my dick, its turning this really strange color and I don't know. I jerked off like 20 times today

[Chorus]
I know you like it when you hear me say
I think I jerked off twenty times today
And now I really needa take a break
Because my dick is in a lotta pain
But I won't, but I won't, but I won't stop
I'm in my room jerking off with a gym sock
Yea, yea, yea, yea