You've been selected to participate
In a survey about this call
You can press 3 to get on with it
Or smash the phone into the wall
Cuz when times get rough
We can always choose the good ol’ fight or flight
And this informal polling call is just another way to pass the night
We used to live like a Two-Part Tribe
Now we're struggling to pass by
We used to shout names at the dawn
If you recall this please press one
If you recall this please press one
And if you're all alone when the shit goes down
You can always press the star key to see if I’m around
But I probably won't be around
Because the world tends to swallow us whole
And I'd rather risk oblivion
Then wait around to play some phony role
I'm losing track of who hates who
I'm an exception to the rule
I think somebody's coming around who's gonna tell us the truth
Is everybody's wasting your time?
I stand corrected