I shoulda been Blac Chyna

This is the story
Of how I should've been Blac Chyna

Oooh, Oooh
Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah
Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah, Oh

Shea Colueé, you took my edges away
That Day, you walked down that runway
You were Blac Chyna
But you were shaped like a Surfboard

Hey, Hey

Alexis Michelle
Your last name
It rhymes with Hell
You're a demon
You knew I should've been Blac Chyna

Why did you, give the role
You knew I had the body-ody
I should've been at the party
I looked more
Like Blac Chyna

Why, Why, Why, Why, Why

It's chicken Bitch

Then it came to
Valentina...
I swear every time she goes on the damn stage, they say "You're Beautiful, look at your smile, did you stone those tights?"
Valentina, you may look like Linda Evangelista, but guess what?
I look like Beyoncé

Oh, I should've been, I should've been
Why?
Do they say
It's my inner saboteur?

I look like
A crybaby
A Debbie Downer
But I promise it's the editing
I never said any of that bullshit

I should've been, I should've been, I should've been
Blac Chyna
Damn, I sound so good
I should win a Grammy for this motherfucking song
I. Should. Of. Been
Blac Chyna, Chyna, Chyna

I was trying to win Miss Congeniality
But now I look like a depressed bitch
A bucked toothed, Gap toothed, stupid ass bitch

Blac Chyna
Blac Chyna
Blac Chyna

Oh god damn my breath stank
I don't know why I chose to sing this song in the morning

Oh Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah

I
Let me try and hit a high note
Hoo..
Oh, Nevermind I sound a mess

I should've been
Blac Chyna
Shea Couleé, you took my edges away
That was the day
That was the day...

I should've been Blac Chyna
I should've been Blac Chyna