I Should Have Known (Skit)

[Spoken: Detective]
So, there's more to this situation that meets the eye apparently. Ugh god, I should've fucking known, I should have fucking known.
How could I have been so fucking stupid?
The signs all point to the case last year, the teenager that went missing. The bisexual teenager. And the correlation that applies, is it happened the same day, the same time - around the same time at least. And one year in prev- correlation with each other. Agh, I'm so fucking stupid. I talked to some of the locals and they've seen kids walking in the woods. They've seen kids with fucking lighters they said, or something held above their heads as they're just marching through the fucking woods. They said they tried to call police on them a few times but by the time that the authorities got there they had vacated the premises. And those woods, obviously, were the woods we found the victim deceased. Ugh- this is just fucked, this is just fucked up. I knew from the first witness's account, this wasn't gonna be a fun case. I knew when I saw the photos, this was not gonna be a fun case to go after, but I took it anyways because- (sigh) maybe it's because I'm a fucking joke honestly. Maybe it's because I feel like I have to be the hero- save the day. Maybe I don't take my job seriously- as a investigator I have to be the fucking hero. I don't know if I can save these- this - this. I don't know if I can save people from a fate like that. But god damn it, I'm gonna try my fucking hardest. I'm not gonna let innocent people, who are human like you and me, keep fucking dying for no fucking reason. Something's gonna be done about this. I'll get back to you. End of audio recording.