(I Should Be Your) Girlfriend

She says

"You're so mean to me

I'm in misery

All the things you say

Kick into my brain"

These soap opera lines

And I must've heard them fifty times

England gleefully

Goes bleeding into me

Weird philosophy

And ridiculous beliefs

Yes! You can win your dreams!

In bold on a magazine

She says "I should be your girlfriend

You should be my boyfriend

She says

"You're always telling me

'Oh there's greatness in me'

But what've you actually

Ever really achieved!?"

And a nerve in me is hit

And I hate her more for it

She says "I should be your girlfriend

You should be my boyfriend

We should be together

You and me forever"

But I just look away

Cause I don't know what to say

We make promises that we will never keep

There's so much stuff to say but we

We never speak

You should be my girlfriend

I should be your boyfriend

We should be together

You and me forever"

But you just look away

Cause you don't know what to say