I Shit My Pants

[Intro]
To my lactose intolerant people
My acid reflux people
Or anyone, just anyone with digestive health issues
This one's for you (Skwa!)

[Verse 1]
I’m not feeling so hot
Thinkin' 'bout what I got
All my friends are crowdin’ round me
Understanding, but, not
They're around me and they're happy
But they know something's about me
Actin' up and getting rowdy
But it's too late to stop
Because (Dairy)

[Chorus]
I shit my pants
I can't control my IBS (Hot sauce)
I shit my pants
Always eatin' stuff that I’ll regret (Pork)
I shit my pants
Even Gandhi had his issues (Greasy food)
I shit my pants
I need to make better decisions