I SHIDDED MYSELF

[Intro: Yung Stiff Rick]
Yuh, (yuh yuh yuh) I hope Dipeyman Slimm hops on the fuckin' track
He's the goat at this kind of shit my nigga, (yeah yeah) (fr fr fr yeah yuh)
Best sample ever, uh, best, best type of beat to rap on (yuh yuh)
(Actually Dipeyman didn't hop on the track, I guess let's start with Degen Derek)

[Verse 1: Yung Stiff Rick]
I just scissored a dyke with 2 black eyes (WOAH)
Beat her on the curb cause she tryna fuckin’ fight (domestic)
She give goofy ass dome cause she scared of heights (what)
Talking some bullshit while I’m spittin’ on the mic (blaow)
Nigga act crazy I’mma put my choppa up
I eat malu’s ass out of a cup
Told her shut her lips up unless it’s for suck (nigga what)
Call all my bitches bitches cause they is a mutt
I shit myself, what in the actual fuck
Shit in my mouth cause I ate your dog’s butt, yuh (for real)
I shit myself, what in the actual fuck
Shit in my mouth cause I ate your dog’s butt, yuh
Didn’t finish the pussy for my dinner
Yes, I spank yo bitch, discipline, principal skinner
Feeling like a sex offender, finna touch yo sister (Joshua) (I didn't mean it)
Keep waffling, nigga, yo ego is bigger
Knock off a cracker for calling me (n word)
Knock off a cracker for calling me (n word)
Knock off a cracker for calling me (n word)
Knock off a cracker for calling me (n word)
I shit my self

[Interlude: Degen Derek]
Shitted in my pants
Shitted in my pants
Shitted in my pants
Shitted in my pants
Shitted in my pants

[Verse 2: Degen Derek]
Spit on the mic like it's a dick
Shit on the mic like it's a chick
Put it in now that shit is slick and
Yung stiff Rick is a fucking spic
And I pull up with a blick
'Cause I'm so fucking epic
Hop up in the whip
Pull up to the block
Suck my fucking cock
But oh no somethings really really wrong
It takes great pain to admit that I just shit
Making these bars off the top of my head with my wit (yuh)
I shit me self what the actual fuck
I ate tacos and that's just my luck
I shit my self what the actual fuck
Then I shit on a girl 'cause she gave me 20 bucks
Shit in my mouth 'cause I ate yo dogs butt
I shit myself, what in the actual fuck?
Shit in my mouth 'cause I ate your dog’s butt, yuh
Shit in my underwear 'cause your dog's fucking ugly
And it's stupid and it's started fuckin' poopin' in my underwear (fuckin' dog)
And I changed it
I'm expressing anger through this fucking, stupid fucking song
Everybody is so wrong
They don't know they pain
The pain of a dog shitting in your pants and now you have to wear 'em all day
Cuz you don't have anything else to wear
And they're all wondering where
That smell is comes from
Well it's under there
Underwear
I don't know how to get away
I don't know how to bear
The pain this dog gave me
(AHAHAHA UGGGHaaaaAA WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH Okay)
I feel like a fucking baby

[Verse 3: Yung Stiff Rick]
I’m raping a dog and I’m fucking my poop
Put my dick inside my poop
Ak turn you to nasty goop
Fuck you wit a ice cream scoop
Belittle riddle fiddle me
Make her suck my triple d’s
Take a fucking crap
Wipe my ass with a mat
Make yo bitch booty clap
Motherfucker wanna motherfucking fuck with me, I aim with a gat
Nigga why you acting like a crybaby, nigga
You motherfrickers tryna heck with my squad, you crappy freaka
Shit in your bitch’s mouth then I lick out the shitter
Keyboard warrior homosexual tryna act bitter
Woah, blind ass nigga you wear eye lens
Woah, you can’t do shit all you do is fuck men
No Ilovefriday but you always do what you can
But we do what we want, nigga, you is a stan