I Sell Comics

[Verse 1]
What manner of creature
Stands behind this counter
Man or machine
Is the big mystery
With every transaction
Comes a sweet satisfaction
As I cement
My place in history

[Pre-Chorus]
It's just another sale
(Come on and buy em all, you just can't get enough)
To this comic selling alpha male

[Chorus]
I could sell comics to a blind man
A wednesday warrior through and through
And you'll buy every single thing I tell you to
Cause I sell comics baby
(Come on and buy em all, you just can't get enough)
Cause I sell comics baby
(Come on and buy em all, you just can't get enough)
Oh Yeah!

[Verse 2]
My fingers dance over
The cash register
Don't look so surprised
I'll leave your mouth agape
And it's not because
I make King Kong
Look like just another ape

[Pre-Chorus]
It's just another sale
(Come on and buy em all, you just can't get enough)
To this comic selling alpha male

[Chorus]
I could sell comics to a blind man
A wednesday warrior through and through
And you'll buy every single thing I tell you to
Cause I sell comics baby
(Come on and buy em all, you just can't get enough)
Cause I sell comics baby
(Come on and buy em all, you just can't get enough)

[Guitar Solo]

[Interlude]
In World War II the allies kicked nazi ass
And Hitler sobbed nein, nein, nein
Just like my competition when they hang that going out of business sign

[Chorus]
I could sell comics to a blind man
A wednesday warrior through and through
And you'll buy every single thing I tell you to
Cause I sell comics baby
(Come on and buy em all, you just can't get enough)
Cause I sell comics baby
(Come on and buy em all, you just can't get enough)