I Scammed My Grandma of 82 Years of Age

[Intro]
(A.J. made a fuckin' hit)
Y'know, in order to be gangsta, you gotta do some fuckin' gangsta shit
You ready?

[Verse]
I just scammed my grandma out of eighty-two years of age
I was reading manga wrong, they told me flip the page
Someone beat me in Mortal Kombat, and then I got enraged
I feel locked up like a bird in a cage
I feel like Yung Free Guy, how I love that movie
You can call me British how I think this track is bully
And when they pull up on my block I got that toolie
Yo bitch showin' me her fuckin' booty
I just fucked that pussy, no Shane Dawson
I just really fucking love eating crawfish
Call me a flower, how I blossom
And if you don't like this track, you aren't awesome
I just use an interface, I make fun of USB's
I talked to your girl once, now she is on her knees
And when I'm near a tree, I stay away from bees
I can totally be trusted with money, please
My homie robbed the bank like a week ago
My homies are all dogs, shout to PETA though
But you cannot see mee like John Cena though
I am scared of women, when's the last time that I've seen a hoe
How much longer I got on this song? That's a long time
I just kicked a child off a motherfucking rock climb
I just accidentally started using the wrong rhyme
I don't got bling, but you can still call my hotline
I am still broke even though I scammed my grandma
I don't really know how to rhyme this part with gangsta
I don't care, I'm still gonna go on this track and go HAM, bruh
I don't really care, so I say "yeah, huh?"

[Outro]
Bitch, yeah