I Saw Your Mommy (Album Version)

[Verse 1]
Yesterday, as I went out the house
I saw a body lying down quiet as a mouse
She was lying face down in the sewer (What'd you do?)
I got up closer and realized that I knew her (What'd you see?)
All her organs coming from her insides (That's nasty!)
Slashed up skin, sliced up hide (Tell me some more!)
Turned her over and saw the tar tracks on her head (Then what?)
That's when I realized she was dead

[Chorus]
Twisted body, chopped-off feet
Her body was minced meat
Bugs crawling on her arms
She's dead can't do no harm
Gnarled-up legs, broken and bent
Her last breath has been spent

[Post-Chorus]
I wonder how much you had to pay
To get your mom killed in such a bloody way

[Verse 2]
I saw your mommy, and your mommy is dead
I watched her as she bled
Well she had chewed-off toes on her chopped-off feet (Say what?)
I took a picture 'cause I thought it was neat (That's cold!)
But the thing I liked seeing the best (What's that?)
Was the rodents using her hair as a nest (Damn!)

[Refrain]
I saw your mommy, and your mommy's dead (Say what?)
I saw your mommy, and your mommy's dead

[Chorus]
Twisted body, chopped-off feet
Her body was minced meat
Bugs crawling on her arms
She's dead can't do no harm
Gnarled-up legs, broken and bent
Her last breath has been spent

[Post-Chorus]
I know it's your allowance that you'll really miss
But make it look good at her funeral and give her a little kiss

[Verse 3]
I saw your mommy, and your mommy is dead
I saw her lying in a pool of red (And she don't know how to swim!)
I think it's the greatest thing I'll ever see (What's that?)
Your dead mommy lying in front of me
I'll always remember her lying dead on the floor
I hope she dies twenty times more

[Chorus]
Twisted body, chopped-off feet
Her body was minced meat
Bugs crawling on her arms
She's dead can't do no harm
Gnarled-up legs, broken and bent
Her last breath has been spent

[Post-Chorus]
I wonder how much you had to pay
To get your mom killed in such a bloody way (Ha!)