I Saw Your Face As You Walked Into The Place

[Verse 1]
I saw your face as you walked into the place
And I said in detest; "what an awful waste of space"
"What a mess, what a slag", as you walked out of the back
For a fag as you scoped up the set for a lad

[Refrain 1]
But you're such a pretty sight
Though your makeup's pretty shite
And your drinks are prob'ly spiked
And when you're pissed I bet a tenner that you'll start a fight!

[Verse 2]
I saw your waist as you strutted to the bar
Over there, everywhere; people stare at your arse
Push-up bra, who you fooling? Everybody's drooling
I'm not a fool so I'm sitting here; cool

[Refrain 2]
But you're such a pretty sight
Showing skin through your fishnet tights
And your drinks are prob'ly spiked
I bet you're cheating on your boy but you think it's alright! Yeah!

[Refrain 3]
But you're such a pretty sight
Though you don't ever seem right nice
You prob'ly do this every night
But it's alright