I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

[Intro]
Do I tell daddy?
Do I keep it to myself? Wow...

[Verse 1]
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus (Santa Claus)
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep
She thought that I was fucked up
In my bedroom, fast asleep

[Verse 2]
Oh, then I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus (Santa Claus)
Underneath his beard so snowy white (So snowy white)
Oh, what a laugh it would have been (Ha, ha, ha!)
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night

[Verse 1]
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus (Kissing, kissing Santa Claus)
Underneath the mistletoe last night (Last night, last night)
She didn't see me creep (No she didn't)
Down the stairs to have a peep (Just one)
She thought that I was fucked up
In my bedroom, half-asleep

[Verse 2]
Oh, then saw mommy tickle Santa Claus (Tickle, tickle Santa Claus)
Underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been (Ha, ha, ha, ha!)
If Daddy had only seen (If only)
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night (Last night, last night)

[Outro]
Oh, what a laugh it would have been (Ha, ha!)
If Daddy had only seen (If only)
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night