I Rooted A Girl Who Rooted A Guy Who Rooted A Girl Who Rooted A Guy Who Rooted A Girl Who Rooted Shane Crawford

[Verse 1]
My hair ain't boofed or blonded, my TER was so-so
Won't never score a hundred, or even win a Brownlow
To be something is something I fall short of
But me and Hawthorn's captain are connected, sort of

[Chorus]
I rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted Shane Crawford

[Verse 2]
Our Nicole buys her bread rolls from a bread shop near my Mum's
I met the Gallagher brothers, though not the famous ones
My brother stood next to Steve Waugh in a lift
I had dinner at Warney's, but that's just an urban myth

[Chorus]
I rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted Shane Crawford

[Verse 3]
I met her at a disco, we both were drinking Bundy
I told her that I liked her, though didn't call her Mond'y
She sure was pretty rat-arsed, but you don't knock back a win
Especially when your best mate winks and whispers that you're in

[Verse 4]
Well, ain't never had a lesbo, nor two-girls-at-one-time did
But this I always will have to impress me wife and kid
The summer of my lifetime now freezes into winter
I got this sadness in me like flesh barbed on a splinter

[Chorus]
I rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy