I Recommend Her

Well, if you want someone to tear your world apart
Someone who will give it evrything she's got
If you wanna learn to cry, I recommend her

If you want someone who's really qualified, guaranteed broken heart every time
If you wanna learn to cry, don't let this chance pass you by
I recommend this girl to you, I recommend this girl to you

She's had plenty of experience along this line, oh so many times
She's torn apart this heart of mine, it's fascinating, the way she operates
She'll put you down when you think you're finally getting someplace
I recommend this girl to you, I recommend this girl to you, yes I do

If you want your dreams to end before they begin
Someone who will ruin your life, and then laugh while you cry
Don't let this chance pass you by
I recommend this girl to you, I recommend this girl to you
I recommend her, I recommend her, I recommend her, I recommend her...