I Read The News Today, Oh Boy

I read the news today—oh, boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well, I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph
He blew his mind out in a car
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They’d seen his face before
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords

I saw a film today, oh boy
The English Army had just won the war
A crowd of people turned away
But I just had to look
Having read the book

I'd love to turn you on

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You've done it again!
What did I do then?!
You made a mistake! I know you did!
Well you know that was the first time I was wrong
Do you wanna fight
George what does it sound like?
I’ve got blisters on my fingers!