i rap on anything

[Intro]
Shawty flat but shakin' ass, she think she poppin' it
Floatin' off the za, my head full of gas on my [?] is
If that boy wanna talk, I'm pickin' what color his coffin is
These Megastones, no diamonds, tryna figure out what rock it is
She suckin' on my, uh, blasting off now like Team Rocket did
Left her face like a daycare, it's a lot of kids
Keepin' all this music that keep droppin', it's a lot of mid
Stealin' switch two, 'cause I'm too lazy to drop a diss

[Verse 1]
I ain't come to cuddle, suck my dick, bitch, do a double time
Sayin' that she love me, heard that shit a couple times
Hold on, wait, I lied
Don't wanna fuck, I wanna rub your thighs
Found out that I'm gay, I'm finna swap you for a couple guys
Knocked out, now I'm late for work, let's go another time
I can't continue the story, don't have another rhyme
Mom said that you weren't on the spectrum, but there was other signs
Dawg playin' Minecraft and I lost all my XP

[Verse 2]
I got way too lonely, now there's zombies in my bedsheets
Ex broke my heart, I'm ready, bring in the next freak
Uh, going down the list, I'll probably date you till next week
Yeah, you know, because like, all of the logistics of the, [flabistics?] of the logistics, the flow of the, the flow of the, the hippity-wippity-woppiters
You know, I don't think I can sustain this relationship for longer
'Cause you know, there are just so many other women in line waiting for a piece of me, and I-

[Outro]
Bro, what the fuck am I doing man?