I Might Be a Cunt, but I’m Not a Fucking Cunt (Karaoke Version)

[Verse 1]
I might be a rockstar, but I'll never be a critic
I might like porno, but Baywatch is f...in' sick
I might have screwed your sister, but I'll never screw your mum
I might have gone to uni, but at least I know I'm dumb

[Verse 2]
I might hide my small penis, but at least not by owning a gun
I might not be homosexual, but I've slept with a guy who's one
I might agree with Jesus, but I've got no religious belief
At least I clean the drops up when I piss on the toilet seat

[Chorus]
I might be a ('Nique-nique-nique-nique)
Woah-oh
I might be a ('Nique-nique-nique-nique)
But I'm not a (Domi... 'nique-nique-nique-nique)

[Post-Chorus]
'Nique-nique-nique, Dominique-nique-nique
Dominique-nique-nique, Domi, Domi
Dominique-nique-nique, Dominique-nique-nique
Dominique-nique-nique, Dominique-nique-nique
Dominique-nique-nique, Dominique-nique-nique
Dominique-nique-nique, Dominique-nique-nique

[Verse 3]
I might barrack for Port Power, but never for the Crows
I might watch A Current Affair, but I watch Frontline also
I might like Tarantino, but sometimes you gotta wonder
I mightn't tell the truth all the time, hey, what's your mum's number?

[Chorus]
I might be a ('Nique-nique-nique-nique)
Woah-oh
I might be a ('Nique-nique-nique-nique)
But I'm not a (Domi... 'nique-nique-nique-nique)
But I'm not a (Domi... 'nique-nique-nique-nique)
But I'm not a (Domi... 'nique-nique-nique-nique)