I’m Tryin’

I went to San Diego
To see Penny Griego
I was tryin' to get my life back together
I bought some baking soda for my fridge in Minnesota
I was trying to get my life back together

Spent a lot of time lookin' for love
I was like Mickey Gilly
Spent a lot of time looking for love
True love is straight up above

I saw Yvonne DeCarlo
At a bus stop in Fargo
North Dakota

Saw Abe Vigoda
At the ear piercing pagota
In the Westminister Mall

Spent a lot of time looking for love
I was like Debra Winger
Spent a lot of time looking for love
True love was straight up above

Saw Gomer Pyle
When I worked in Fashion Isle
As an insecurity guard

But I saw none of these people in a church with a steeple
But that's where I found the biggest star

Spent a lot of time looking for love
I was like John Travolta
Spent a lot of time looking for love
True love was straight up above