I’m The Cum Man

(Intro 1)
*panicking croud*
(Oh my God its the Cum Man)
GIVE ME YOUR CUM
(What the fuck is he doing?)
Wahh

(Intro 2)
(MTC Beatz)
Yeah (you already know what the fuck's going on)
Cum Man (Lil Baking Soda on the beat my fuckin' uhh)
Yeah (my cracker)
I'm the Cum man
Yeah
Cum Man
Yeah
I'm the Cum Man

(Verse 1)
I'm that one man
Hear you talkin' shit, man
Turn you into cum, man (cum man)
I'm not human
I have kids in my white van (white van)
I eat, kids, in my white van (blue van?)

(Bridge)
For legal purposes those last two are jokes, man (funny)
Give me your cum, or I'll make you choke, man *choking noises*
Cum Man eats people, like I did an old man
Just terrorized an Asian and his namе was Cho Man

(Verse 2)
That was racist (bad)
Cum Man is cancellеd
I see a femboy (uwu)
His name is Hansel
That shit is gross (ew)
Time to, manhandle
Did I mention? (what?)
Cum Man eats people?

(Bridge)
I also steal people
Their cum, to be specific
But if you could just hand it to me, that would be terrific
I am not the villain, I am just misunderstood
Cum Man really just grew up in the hood (MTC Beatz)

(Verse 3)
Its all I know and I'm really just here to say
I am not very fond of people who are gay
Only eat cum, its a mo'fuckin' dude buffet
I am a virgin, I only know sausage play
I do not shave my pubes, they will get in the way
Terrorize people, my next target is Uruguay
And when I see a dude, that dude is now my prey
I'll take his cum and he will never have a say
Cum monster really don't care about laying pipe
Got a whole legion of cum and we talk on Skype
Go down the wring hole, yeah there's cum in my windpipe
Asian girls ugly as hell, yeah they're not my type
I got a small dick, yeah that is my phenotype
There are more cum men, yeah I'm just a prototype
I am retarded, yeah that is my content type
When I'm on Twitter, yeah this what I like to type

(Bridge)
Kill yourself

Kill yourself

Kill yourself

Kill yourself

(Outro)
Lil Baking Soda comin' through to touch your bum, man
I can bet you that you've never seen a fuckin' Cum Man
I'm a fan of flat bitches, look like a young man
I don't fuck with bitches that wear a fuckin' spray tan

Lil Baking Soda comin' through to touch your bum
I'm a fan of flat bitches that look like a young man

Lil Baking Soda comin' through to touch your bum, man
I can bet you that you've never seen a fuckin' Cum Man
I'm a fan of flat bitches that look like a young man
I don't fuck with bitches that wear a fuckin' spray tan

Lil Baking Soda comin' through to touch your bum
I can bet you that you've never seen a fuckin' Cum man
I'm a fan of flat bitches that look like a young man
I don't fuck with bitches that wear a fuckin' spray tan

Lil Baking Soda out
My n-word