I’m The Computer Man

[Intro]
I'm the computer man

[Verse 1]
I'm the Macintosh man with the virus scan
Moving your files all across the land
Some Photoshop Filters and After Dark
Get your Microsoft Office, Xpress your Quark
Millions of colors with a V-Ram chip
How about a system crash that'll make you flip

[Chorus]
I'm the computer man
Bip-bip-bip-bip-buh-bum
B-b-b-beep-bip-bip-bidum-bum
Ah-bip-bip-bip-bim-bam-baum

[Verse 2]
I'm saying Windows 95 is plug and pray
If it's [?] you want, you got to go the Mac way
Log right on as my personal guest
You'll have Macintosh software on your desk
Send me an e-mail with your request
If it's hardware you want, baby I'm the best

[Chorus]
I'm the computer man
Bip-bip-bip-bip-buh-bum
B-b-b-beep-bip-bip-bidum-bum
Ah-bip-bip-bip-bem-bah-baum

[Outro]
Get into a computer!