I’m Sorry We Didn’t Start a Mosh Pit at Your Show

Rock Band mics and cheap practice amps
Set up for all thirteen fans
No one knows half of our songs
What the hell is indie cred?

Set up by the poolside
Playing songs about death and suicide
No one knows half of the words
What the hell is indie cred?

That's how we spent last summer
Playing alt rock covers
And the rare times people liked our sound
Made up for shitty gigs

And whether people give a damn
Can make or break a brilliant band
But Gumby punched me in the face
And we’rе all just too worn out

So I'm sorry we didn't start a mosh pit at your show
You’re not like thе other bands who all completely blow
No one was drunk enough to sing or dance or fight
That's what happens at all ages shows on Wednesday nights
Yeah!

And at the end of Sputnik Heart
The cops showed up and it fell apart
For the first time people knew the words
Right before we all broke up

And we don't sell shirts or merchandise
We rarely earn a buck
But if it's wrong to play these songs
Then I don't give a fuck!
Yeah!

So I'm sorry we didn't start a mosh pit at your show
You're not like the other bands who all completely blow
No one was drunk enough to sing or dance or fight
That’s what happens at all ages shows on Wednesday nights

That’s what happens at all ages shows on Wednesday
On Wednesday
That's what happens at all ages shows
On Wednesday night