I’m Sorry, Shirley

I'm sorry Shirley, I guess I must have skipped the date
I'm sorry Shirley, I guess I found another bait

But to be honest all the times we spent in happiness I count them on my hand
And you can't expect, with no regret, I save my head by hiding in the sand
I just couldn't do that

So here I am, about to sink, can't feel the joy you kept in store for me
I know that I've been rotten, girl, but here's the part where I come clean

I'm sorry Anna. Shit
I'm sorry Anna, forgot to tell you about my vows
Thet went to Shirley, now I regret I've been a lousy son

But to be honest all the times we spent in misery I count them on my hand
And you can't expect, with no regret, I save my head by hiding in the sand
I just couldn't do that

So here I am, about to sink, can't feel the joy you kept in store for me
I know that I've been rotten, girl, but here's the part where I come clean
I know that I've been rotten, girl, but here's the part where I come clean