I’m Sorry

[Verse 1]
I'm sorry I cook for shit
I'm sorry my sewing isn't like your mothers
I'll call her up
I'm sorry I dress kinda boyish
I'm sorry my hair isn't long like
The girls in your magazines
I'll grow it out

[Chorus]
I know I can't run the world
'Cause I can't even decide what
To make for dinner
I know that you are stronger than me
Because you are man
Thank god you are a man
(I'm sorry)

[Verse 2]
I'm sorry your world is a mess
Don't worry, I'll pour you a beer
So that it doesn't fizz up
You'll be so proud

[Verse 3]
I'm sorry you dropped the glass on the floor
I'll sweep it up before you can say
"Clean it up, you stupid bitch"
You taught me well

[Chorus]
I know I can't run the world
'Cause I can't even decide what
To make for dinner
I know that you are stronger than me
Because you are man
I know I can't run the world
'Cause you tell me I suck and
You're such a winner
I know that you are stronger than me
Because you are a man
(I'm sorry, I'm sorry)

[Verse 4]
I'm sorry I'm not good with makeup
I'm sorry I don't wear any sexy lingerie
I'll lose some weight

[Chorus]
I know I can't run the world
'Cause I can't even decide what
To make for dinner
I know that you are stronger than me
Because you are a man
I know I can't run the world
'Cause you tell me I suck and
You're such a winner
I know that you are stronger than me
Because you are a man
Thank god you are a man
I'm sorry
What would I do without a man?