I’m Shorty

[Instrumental Intro]

[Chorus]
I'm Shorty
Yes, I'm Shorty
Now, when you hear your woman hollerin': "Lordy, Lordy"
You bet your life she's got her mind on Shorty
I'm Shorty
Yes, I'm Shorty

[Verse 1]
I'm the women's pet and the men's regret
There's so many things they ain't found out yet
That I'm built for comfort
And, uh, not for speed
And I got everything that the little girls need

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm Shorty
Yes, I'm Shorty
Now, when you hear your woman callin': "Lordy, Lordy"
You bet your life she's got her mind on Shorty
I'm Shorty
Yes, I'm Shorty

[Verse 2]
I'm the back door man when you're out of town
And I'm your best friend when you're around
I use your money and then I, I need a favor
Sometimes I posed as your next door neighbor

[Chorus]
I'm Shorty
Yes, I'm Shorty
When you hear your woman hollerin': "Lordy, Lordy"
You bet your life she's got her mind on Shorty
I'm Shorty
Yes, I'm Shorty

[Verse 3]
Now when you see your woman smilin' to herself
She's thinkin' of me and nobody else
I brings her comfort when she's in pain
I helps her out when she's in a strain

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm Shorty
Yes, I'm Shorty
When you hear your woman hollerin': "Lordy, Lordy"
You bet your life she's got her mind on Shorty
I'm Shorty
Yes, I'm Shorty

[Outro]
I'm the backdoor man
I just the best of everything