I’m Ready

I am ready, ready as anybody can be
I am ready, ready as anybody can be
Well I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me
I got an axe handle pistol on a graveyard frame
That shoot tombstone bullets, wearin' ball and chain
Drink TNT, smoke dynamite
I hope some screwball starts a fight

'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
Well I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

All you pretty little chicks, with your long brown hair
I know you feels like I ain't nowhere
Stop what your doin' and come over here
And I'll prove to you baby, that I ain't no square

'Cause I'm ready, as ready as anybody can be
I am ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

I've been drinkin' gin like never before
It feels so good, that I want you to know
One more drink, I wish you would
It takes a whole lotta lovin' just to make me feel good

I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I am ready for you, I hope you're ready for me