I’m Professor Ludwig von Drake

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Hurray for professor Ludwig von Drake
Ludwig von Drake, Ludwig von Drake
He is a genius, make no mistake
Ludwig von Drake that's me
When people say Ludwing what makes you so smart
You know everything from science to art?

I'm forced to admit after study I find it's just my superior mind. Huh oh
'Cause I'm professor Ludwig von Drake, Ludwig von Drake, Ludwig von Drake
Oh I am a genius make no mistake
Ludwig von Drake that's me

I look in the mirror and what can I say?
Von Drake you're okay! Hip hip hurray!
You're modest and handsome and loveable too
Von Drake you're too good to be true. you you

I'm a whiz at calculus, psychology
Plain geometry and anthropology
I'm the living end in entomology
And at bridge, I excel

I know all about atomic energy
Horses, boats and cars and biochemistry
But when it comes to brain surgery, that I only do swell

'Cause I'm professor Ludwig von Drake
When it comes to brains I take the cake
'Caus I'm a genius make no mistake
Ludwig von Drake, that's me!

Thank you very much for being with me over here
Oh isn't that wonderful in honor of me
I see they are beginning to set up
What are you going to do there boys? Look at that!
I thought they save that for presidents
A 21 gun salute!

Look at those beautiful canons they're pointing over at me. What do you mean pointing at me?
What you're doing pointing at me?
You're pointing the cannons at me!
You're supposed to point the cannons up in the air! Shoot them in the air!
You don't point the cannons on me!
Wait a second, what are you doing by that?