I’m Only Happy

[Verse 1]
It's hard to face the facts when life is kind of gray
It's so much simpler when I am full of hate
When you like me too much, that makes me like you less
Then you get over me, and then I get depressed

[Refrain]
I'm only happy when I'm fucked

[Verse 2]
Popped too many pills, half of last night's a blur
I think I kissed a boy, which one? I'm not quite sure
Sometimes I get too drunk, that's when I misbehave
I woke up with pash rash because he had just shaved

[Refrain]
I'm only happy when I'm drunk

[Verse 3]
Someday when I'm old, I'll want to settle down
I'll go to visit him in his office uptown
Thinking about [?], I wanna run away
I'll get over this soon, at least that's what I pray

[Refrain]
I'm only happy when life sucks

[Bridge]
[?] pessimistic
But I'm just a realist
Yeah, I do wanna be happy

[Verse 4]
I tried to check my bags, but they were overweight
And now I'm such a mess, I hope you can relate

[Refrain]
I'm only happy when I'm screwed
But I can be happy with you