I’M NOT AN EGG

[Verse 1: Steak]
I am not the CEO of obesity
My tummy messin' with your radio frequency?
My rectum ain't a victim of toxicity
The quantities I consume, unspeakably huge

[Pre-Chorus: Steak]
I am not soft-boiled
I don't get spoiled
Don't put me in a pan with extra "virgin" oil
Foil me, I'll scramble your leg
Coo-coo-cooking on this beat, and I beg (I'm not an egg!)

[Chorus: CG5 & Steak]
You ain't got no speed or strength, you're just a gamer (I'm not an egg!)
Get away from me, your face needs a disclaimer (I'm not an egg!)
Entertaining children with no attention span (I'm not an egg!)
Got unlimited chins and rolls
Like the Michelin Man, Man, Man

[Verse 2: Steak]
Can't escape my shadow, it's forty pounds
Vegetables or cake? It's a battleground
Throwing food in my mouth, it's a touchdown
Naming off my chins like some proper nouns

[Bridge: Steak]
Family, sick of me, lowkey
Gotta pee, gotta poo
Maybe hit the drive-thru McDonald's
Ronald on speed dial
But the ice cream machine's been down for awhile

[Pre-Chorus: Steak & CG5]
So am I (Wait, what?)
So am I (Wait, what?)
I can't take it anymore, I can't lie (Wait, what?)
It's eggsistential, feelin' like the Fall Guy (Wait, what?)
At this point, I'll take all your french fries

[Break: ReallyCruz & Steak]
Sir, this is a drive-thru, you're holding up the line
Oh, sorry
(I'm not an egg!)

[Chorus: CG5 & Steak]
You ain't got no speed or strength, you're just a gamer (I'm not an egg!)
Get away from me, your face needs a disclaimer (I'm not an egg!)
Entertaining children with no attention span (I'm not an egg!)
Got unlimited chins and rolls
Like the Michelin Man, Man, Man (I'm not an egg!)

[Outro: Steak & CG5]
La-la, la-la, la-la-la, la (I'm not an egg!)
(I'm not an egg!)
La-la, la-la, la-la-la, la (I-I-I-I)
(I-I'm not an egg! Not an egg! Not an egg!)