I’m Not a Vampire (Revamped)

[Verse 1]
Well, I'm not a vampire, but I feel like one
Sometimes, I sleep all day 'cause I hate the sunlight
My hands are always shaking, body's always achin'
And the dark is when I feed
Well, I can lure any woman that I want to
In my bed with me

[Pre-Chorus]
And whiskey seems to be my holy water
And mothers, better lock your doors and hide your daughters

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm insane, I can feel it in my bones
Coursing through my veins, when did I become so cold?
For goodness sakes, where is my self-control?
If home is where my heart is, then my heart has lost all hope

[Verse 2]
Well, I'm not a zombie, but I feel like one today
Self-induced comatose, chemical daze
My head is always spinnin' from this dizzy, blurry vision
And my stomach has had enough
I feel like a lady that is pregnant with a baby
'Cause I'm always throwin' up

[Pre-Chorus]
And hi, my name is Ronnie, I'm an addict
And daddy should've never raised me on Black Sabbath

[Chorus]
I'm insane, I can feel it in my bones
Coursing through my veins, when did I become so cold?
For goodness sakes, where is my self-control?
If home is where my heart is, then my heart has lost all hope

[Post-Chorus]
When will you mortals believe? (He's not a vampire)
I just want the world to bleed (He's not a vampire)
Lust at the sight of your blood (He's not a vampire)
I swear to God, I am not a (He is not a)
(He is not a)

[Bridge]
So God bless all of you now
'Cause I'm goin' straight to Hell (Straight to Hell)
And I'm takin' you down with me
Because you know damn well

[Pre-Chorus]
So I sharpen my teeth, 'cause I love the way it feels
When I sink into your skin and draw the only thing that's real
You don't believe me, should I write it in blood?
You better drive that fuckin' stake right through my heart and try to run
Motherfucker, I'm a vampire

[Chorus]
And I'm insane, I can feel it in my bones
Coursing through my veins, when did I become so cold?
For goodness sakes, where is my self-control?
If home is where my heart is, then my heart has lost all
Heart has fucking lost all
Heart has lost all hope

[Outro]
(He's lost all hope)
(He's lost all hope)
Lonely (He's lost all hope)
My heart has lost all hope