I’m Not A Pedofile

[Intro: MrHeadA$$Trendy]
Nanii
Hi there guys, so, my name is MrHeadA$$Trendy
And um, you know I've been dropping a lot of memes with Danielle Bregoli and Malu and you guys are calling me a pervert
And honestly, you gotta be real with yourself, so, me and my gang made a anthem about it
So let's talk about it

[Chorus: MrHeadA$$Trendy]
Malu thick (Duh)
Danielle thick (Oh yuh)
Now ain't no pedophile
But nigga, shit (Yuh, aye)
Malu thick (Tell the truth)
Danielle thick (Hell yeah)
Now ain't no pedophile
But nigga, shit
Malu thick (Duh)
Danielle thick (Oh yuh)
Now ain't no pedophile
But nigga, shit (Yuh, aye)
Malu thick (Tell the truth)
Danielle thick (Hell yeah)
Now ain't no pedophile
But nigga, shit

[Verse 1: MrHeadA$$Trendy]
Malu 15, body on 24 (God damn)
Bitch thick as fuck, I beat my weewee to that hoe (All day)
T-T-Trendy been looking at nudies of Malu and Dani like all fucking day (No life)
Look at the year they was born my nigga, I still don't have nothing to say (You nasty)
Danielle, my bae
Imma catch her outside (Or inside)
And I can give a fuck about the FBI (Fuck 'em)
Lick on my dingy, bitch sniff on my pinky
Malu looking thick, but them nipples on slinky
No pedo Dani thicky
And fuck Woah Vicky

[Chorus: MrHeadA$$Trendy]
Malu thick (Duh)
Danielle thick (Oh yuh)
Now ain't no pedophile
But nigga, shit (Tell the truth)
Malu thick (Okay)
Danielle thick (Duh)
Now ain't no pedophile (Mm)
But nigga, shit (Okay, okay)

[Verse 2: MrHeadA$$Trendy]
Age is just a number, let me sniff on yo toes bitch
Danielle Bregoli got a big ass, no shit
Malu is my baby, you can meet me in Atlanta
Catch me at your crib, I'm in your house like I'm Santa

[Verse 3: SoloNanii]
I wasn't supposed to rap on this but don't worry I'm legal
I'm stacking up my money like some god darn Pringles
My girlfriend 17 and I'm like a month older
I'm not a freaking pedo don't give me the cold shoulder
Do not take this seriously, this song's a cartoon
My girlfriend and she like 65, I'm just goofy coon, uh
Ride to Toys"R"Us with the homie, Sugachu
Ever since the clout came in I got amnesia, who are you?
Yadda yadda want these wounds
Ok raspy, hula hoop, aye
What does that mean? I'm rapping circles around you
50k in 20 days, I know that the people hating
I wrote this whole rap, half asleep and constipated, it's Nanii

[Verse 4: HANGMAN]
Said I'm not a pedophile, but, bitch, I want you
Put my dick up in yo throat, now I'm in yo tonsils
Bitch I ball like Rascal, I got the shoes, Zapatos
I'm with my niggas and we smoke the gas, outdoor
Yuh, you can't hit the blunt, I never pass (Bitch)
She suck my dick, then I grab on her ass
I run to the cheese, she call me a rat
Aye I said, "Hoppity on"
Aye, dash
Aye, bitch you a bunny, hop on my cock
Aye, wack
Wack pussy
She got that wack pussy, want to fuck with me
Aye, I say "Where the fuck the drugs?"
I'm like "What the fuck? Fuck that love"
Imma break yo heart, I'm like "What the fuck? You are dumb"
Fuckin' on eight, Iphone 8
Fuck these hoes, I broke the wall
Like diamonds strong ay
One pump ay
I wet you out like 'em
Damn that shit tough, lil nigga
I see you bluff, you looking rough
Damn that shit tough, lil nigga
I scream, "Like what the fuck?"

[Verse 5: SugachuMalloy]
I'm not too old yet
So I can still get neck
Danielle chest at
Like a Yu-Gi-Oh deck
I feel like a dog when I do the maneuver
I tag Shaggy there, then we Scooby Dooby Doower
I don't like children so don't call me a pedo
I'm just making jokes like my name Jared Leto
I'm in yo dreams like Freddy, can you please be my Daphne?
I stretch that pussy out like her name is LaffyTaffy
I'm a sly fox like my first name is Jamie
Malu crying out, screaming "Please Suga, save me!"
But I'm not tryna save her 'cause I don't want her baby
But I might be a father 'cause I nut in her daily, yuh

[Chorus: MrHeadA$$Trendy]
Malu thick (Duh)
Danielle thick (Oh yuh)
Now ain't no pedophile
But nigga, shit (Yuh, aye)
Malu thick (Tell the truth)
Danielle thick (Hell yeah)
Now ain't no pedophile
But nigga, shit

[Outro]
Good evening listeners
It's your boy, pineapple head Mike Conley
I regret to inform you today that I have beat my dick so hard to Danielle and Malu that I lost feelings in my right leg
But no pedophile shit