I’m In Love With Ann Coulter

She's got blond hair, long legs
And a powerful intellect
She's a writer, a real fighter
You could say she's on the cutting edge

And she captures my heart
When she tears libs apart
And now I must confess things as they are

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I'm in love with Ann Coulter
All I wanna do is hold her
And have her read her books to me
Just like she does in my dreams

I wonder if she's got a boyfriend
Cause my girlfriend's leaving
She says I'm living in a fantasy
Even shе can see it's over
'Cause I'm in love with Ann Coultеr

And every time I see her on my television screen
She looks into my eyes I know
She's talking straight to me

I'm in love with Ann Coulter
All I wanna do is hold her
And have her read her books to me
Just like she does in my dreams

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I've been memorizing pages
I've been driving liberals crazy
I bet I've quoted half her book at work
To those godless jerks who can't debate me

And there's so much I haven't told her
But by the day I'm getting bolder
I just know that she would fall for me
If only I could get to know her
'Cause I'm in love with Ann Coulter
I'm in love with Ann Coulter