I’m Hip

[Verse 1]
I'm hip, I'm no square
I'm alert, I'm awake, I'm aware
I'm on top of everything
Makin' the rounds, diggin' the sounds
I rock a jumpsuit and a lengthy bang ‘cause I'm hip

I dig, I'm in step
When it was hip to be hep, I was hep
Pabst Blue Ribbon in a can
Strummin' gaily my ukulele
Follow me on Instagram ‘cause I'm hip

[Bridge]
If I prattle too fast on my edgy podcast
Then it's my bad
Every Saturday night using tumblr and Skype
On my iPad

[Verse 2]
I'm too much, I read blogs
I wear locally-sourced vegan clogs
When I hang around the flea
Artisanal duck served from a truck
And farmed organically
I don't drip, don't trip, ‘cause I'm hip

I'm hip, I'm alive
I enjoy any joint where there's jive
I'm on top of every trend
Hey, check out my show on Vimeo
I'm hip, I'm alive
I enjoy any joint where there's jive
I'm on top of every trend
Hey, check out my show on Vimeo
‘Cause I'm hip

I'm hip but I'm not weird
Like you notice, I don't have a beard
My beard made me look like a dude
Just keepin' it real, facial hair's no big deal
If beards are your bag I don't mean to be rude
‘Cause I'm hip

[Bridge]
I tweet from my bike
I knit sweaters for tykes sold on Etsy
Collect my own eggs
From my prize heirloom hens, Jean and Betsy

[Verse 3]
Yeah, I'm cool as a cuke
I'm a cat, I'm a card, I'm a kook
I draw zombie cartoons
Rang a dang dang
It ain't no thang

Girl, don't trip
It's just me, yeah I'm hip
Hey, I'm hip
What it is, I'm hip
Skoo ba do da ba hip
Yeah, you know it girl
Word
Word to your mother