I’m Gonna Spend My Christmas With A Dalek

(Dalek: I bring you gree-tings from all Da-leks)

[Verse 1]
I'm gonna spend my Christmas with a Dalek
And hug him underneath the mistletoe
And if he's very nice
I'll feed him sugar spice
And hang a Christmas stocking from his big lead toe
And when we both get up on Christmas morning
I'll kiss him on his chromium-plated head
And take him in to say hi to Mum
And frighten daddy out of his bed!

[Chorus]
Merry Christmas
(Dalek: Mer-ry Christ-mas)
Happy Christmas
(Dalek: Hap-py Christ-mas)
Merry Christmas
(Dalek: Mer-ry Christ-mas)
To you

[Verse 2]
(Dalek: I wish to be your friend
Please may I have some more plum pud-ding and cus-tard?)
I'm gonna spend my Christmas with a Dalek
And if I make him happy he will stay
He'll go (whoop) and (whirr) and twiddle his eye
And then my little Dalek will say

[Chorus]
Merry Christmas
(Dalek: Christ-mas Tree)
Happy Christmas
(Dalek: Mist-le-toe)
Merry Christmas
(Dalek: Mer-ry Christ-mas)
To you

Merry Christmas
(Dalek: I love you!)
Happy Christmas
(Dalek: You love me!)
Merry Christmas
(Dalek: Mer-ry Christ-mas!)
To you

[Outro]
Merry Christmas
(Dalek: More-plum-pudding!)
Happy Christmas
(Dalek: More-cus-tard...)
Merry Christmas
(Dalek: [?])