I’m Dying

[Intro]
It's your drunk uncle Pat Stay y'all
Feel me
If you're drinking a colt 45, right now
8 pack of dry ice, whatever

If you're drunk...good, welcome to my world

[Chorus]
Do you know how it feels?
Could you walk in my shoes?
Help my lord, I'm dying

Gotta be a better way
Cause I'm struggling everyday
And my heart won't stop crying

[Verse 1]
Life for a man shouldn't be so rough
It's pathetic, everyday I gots to be so drunk
For five years straight I've been crunk, fiend of the drink
Cause lord knows, if I'm sober I ain't sleepin a wink
I sip cheap liquor...all day by myself
I'm a deep thinker...swear to God, I'm half genius
It feels good...knowing I'm a role model
But I got no job and the love of my life is a Colt bottle
Everyday my mom's kicking me out
I love her to death, but I can't stop sipping these Colts
I'm sick of roaming around, seeing suckers, 16 years old, driving their mother's whip, while I'm walking to the beer store
This can't be life...my future is bright
I write to release aggression, so quitting is like losing a fight
Believe it or not, the problem I have for drinking music ignites
For example: this song is my excuse for boozing tonight

I dropped ''Colt 45 Anthem'', and it was heavy
But since then, all I gained was a bigger belly
When I'm drinking a pack everything's fine
But it sucks being lanky and fat at the same time
So I...called my doc like: ''I need some medication...
My head is achin' and when I'm not drunk, I'm a mental patient''
He prescribed me some Antabuse, but I never take it
It's hard when the boys you hang with everyday, be steady drinkin'
I'm craving the taste of beer
You say you an alcoholic, but do you really drink 365 days a year?
Quit trying to impress me, you can't relate to me
I used to think it's cool, but now it's killing me like Maple Leaf
Little kids look up to me, thinking I'm living luxury
Going around town screaming now ''ahh sucker free!''
But my life ain't nothing sweet
Get your education, do good, live your dreams
To all my young fans: listen close
I'm getting old yo, I gotta stop sipping Colts
I know I said it was cool, but I'm addicted though
Damn, it sucks, this is all I ever think about
Damn, It sucks when your damn gut's sticking out
It sucks living two seconds from the liquor store
Don't fall in my path, I'm an alcoholic
When I die, every Colt bottle will smash

[Chorus]

[Outro]
It's so hard to explain
It ain't a song to me, this is my life
You know I'm a steady drunk
You might see me, on the way to the liquor store, shaking my head, cause I'm ashamed of myself
It's taking me down

You're like ''yeah, whaddap Pat Stay, shit, I'll be drinking everyday'' but like nah dawg...
It's a problem, it's not cool, y'all
If I ain't drunk I ain't sleeping
It's taking me down!
My heart is crying!

Believe me
But imma make my way, you know?