I’m at the Beach Today

[Chorus]
I'm at the beach today
Having fun with you
I'm not mad that I exist today
You exist as well
Going to the beach is an analogy
And you're not actually here with me
Because "you" is just another word for "me"
Everybody in the world is actually me

[Verse 1]
I'm a scary monster, I'm just so sick and twisted
I'm the only person that's felt narcissistic
Writing words as subtle as a heavy-handed wordsmith
Another song about myself, but I'm not narcissistic

I'm a scary monster, I'm just so sick and twisted
Avoiding conversation because I need it to be scripted
Creating every detail of how I'm to be depicted
By writing songs about myself, who could have predicted that?

(I'm a monster)
I'm a scary monster, I'm just so sick and twisted (a monster)
I'm the only person that's felt narcissistic (I'm a monster)
Writing words as subtle as a heavy-handed wordsmith (a monster)
Another song about myself, but I'm not narcissistic (I'm a monster)

I'm a scary monster, I'm just so sick and twisted (a monster)
Avoiding conversation because I need it to be scripted (I'm a monster)
Creating every detail of how I'm to be depicted (a monster)
By writing songs about myself who could have predicted that? (I'm-)

[Verse 2]
Maybe I'm a monster, but that means that you're a monster
But if everyone's a monster who will be the monster's monster? (But if everyone's a monster)
I'm sorry if it's not who you want to be
I never had a say in making everybody me

[Bridge]
It's nice to see you
And hear what I've been up to
Talk about what I'm gonna do

I'm free
Hyperbole actually
Because I have to finish my chores
Technically that means they're also yours

[Verse 3]
Maybe you should take your seat
It's time to show what you know
In the form of a pop quiz

If you're baking bagels and you bake a bakers dozen, how many bagels does your big brother want?

Um, uh, um, Two?
No

Will you feel ungrateful, when you are no longer able to stumble through life so fucking nonchalant?

Um, uh, um, um, uh, I don't know

[Chorus]
I'm at the beach today
Having fun with you
I'm not mad that I exist today
You exist as well
Going to the beach is an analogy
And you're not actually here with me
Because "you" is just another word for "me"
Everybody in the world is actually me